4. Mining

The first step on the road to happiness is to learn how to mine yourself for diamonds.

3. Amanda on the Moon

I decide that the best way to prove he's the Happiest Man Alive is to try his system out on myself.

2. Logical Perspective

The next logical thing to do is to put out an advertisement for the real Happiest Man Alive to call me.

1. One in Eight Billion

I have a better chance of getting struck by lighting than the happiest man alive picking up the phone and calling me.