6. Diamonds

I discover a diamond at the bottom of a deep, dark cave. Will I be able to get out of here with it?

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5. Good Things

The way to happiness is paved with good things. Will I be able to find the road?

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Galaxy of Me

4. Mining

The first step on the road to happiness is to learn how to mine yourself for diamonds.

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3. Amanda on the Moon

I decide that the best way to prove he's the Happiest Man Alive is to try his system out on myself.

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1. One in Eight Billion

I have a better chance of getting struck by lighting than the happiest man alive picking up the phone and calling me.

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