I have a better chance of getting struck by lighting than the happiest man alive picking up the phone and calling me.
2. Logical Perspective
The next logical thing to do is to put out an advertisement for the real Happiest Man Alive to call me.
3. Amanda on the Moon
I decide that the best way to prove he's the Happiest Man Alive is to try his system out on myself.
I discover a diamond at the bottom of a deep, dark cave. Will I be able to get out of here with it?